Too bad Jordan didn’t get cancelled when he covered up for his child abusing friend.

CPAC topic #1: “Hateful democrats are trying to cancel everything that Trump stands for and everyone who voted for Trump!”

Didn’t Jim Jordan cancel a bunch of student athletes who reported sexual abuse by a team doctor at OSU?  

I love that “functional”. Take a word which, really, is already implied by the title and then give it a different meaning.

Sometimes when I was a kid we were quite poor and canned pasta was what we had. It wasn’t something I loved the way other kids did. Growing up, I gave a lot of thought to the pros and cons of food and poverty, canned pasta like this is an excellent example of it, I’ll break it down below.

You sometimes wish that health officials could speak a little more freely and off-the-cuff when you hear things like, “We wish her well, but some of the solutions she’s recommending are really not the solutions we’d recommend in the NHS,”and just know that he wants to blurt out, “What?! No. No no no.…

That’s not Aidy, That’s the other girl on the show who looks just like Aidy.

“Maybe they just wanted to meet Oprah?”

That was Lauren Holt, not Aidy. 

Damn bruh. Did Winston Churchill piss in your soup or something? Calm down.

While it’s small scale, intimacy and detail make it a great film they also make it highly unlikely to gain any academy recognition.
While I’m sure that the day will come where a film about #metoo and Hollywood will land a bunch of Oscars. It will be a Hollywood movie with a scene where the assistant stands up to the…

I was among the class of interns who successfully sued Warners for grossly abusing them. (I was at a different studio but also ended up as a paid intern due to the WB interns.) The whole idea of paying it forward with shit-shoveling is huge. Rare were the assistants who didn’t treat interns like indentured servants…

Ok but the kitten meowing in the background throughout the whole second half of the sketch and making McKinnon break was the real MVP. You know it was killing her that she couldn’t go cuddle with the cat instead.

But with ketchup or pizza sauce? My kids used to put ketchup on their pasta and I had a hard time watching. 

At this point I almost don’t give a shit about their radicalization. I know I should because dangerous and the horrific clusterfuck that is the prison system and all, but honestly; this reminds me of when I would watch shows like Sons of Anarchy and the protagonists would do heinous illegal shit but just throw fits…

I wouldn't trust these morons to talk to a fire hydrant, let alone a bunch of kids.

The thing with white privilege is that it increases exponentially with wealth. Many (most) of this lot are not in that club.

This. I voted for Barack Obama twice. If he or Michelle told me to go torch a pregnancy crisis center, I still wouldn’t do it. I’m smart enough to know Barack doesn’t give a shit about me if I get arrested committing crimes in his name. 

Even if it were true, “disillusioned with Trump” doesn’t mean shit. If you were so balls-out dumbfuck stupid/racist/evil as to be suckered into sedition by Trump in the first place, guess what? You’re going to be easy game for the next senile cult leader who comes along. Maybe prison is the safest place.

A bunch of white people who think you can get away with felonies by saying sorry are confused as to what constitutes white privilege.