If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

This reminds me, when I was at a Joann Fabrics last week getting faux fur for my Halloween costume I saw a pattern one could buy to sew a rip-off of Melania’s blue inaugural day dress. Reader, I hid each and every one behind another pattern. I do the same thing when I see tabloids with a Trump on them. It’s a petty…

I think she’s relieved he gets his elsewhere

I have honestly always thought she didn’t give a shit about his infidelity. She knows what her marriage is and what it isn’t and she’s fine with it.

Long Duk Dong does have the non-racist aspect of not being played by Mickey Rooney, I suppose.

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

First, as a teenager when the Hughes teen rom-com movies came out, I held my tongue because I didn’t really care for any of them. I knew the kids he was trying to depict, but none of his characters rang true to me at all.

I don’t understand what’s so racist about Long Duk Dong.

I think for the first month or two of his presidency, I could read them and laugh. But it stopped being funny and became just purely infuriating a long time ago.

Yes. I used to only not be able to stand the sound of his voice, but now I can’t stand to read his words, he’s so awful.

Yep. I mean I’m glad they’re included for completeness, but they just enrage me too much to read.

I only read the intro and bullet points of Barf Bag and I scroll so fast past the tweets — does anybody else do that? 

It’s funny cause there’s no possible way things will ever be normal again and we’re all going to die soon.

Honestly, the whole thing is such a bizarre train wreck, it’s worth watching for yourself.

He says “my parents and I sleeping in one room”, with his aunt and uncle in the other.  Presumably, as a 6 year old, he slept in a bed with his parents or a cot nearby.

About 6 years ago my husband and I bought a condo in a renovated religious school building dating from the 1880's. Picture massive granite stones and a building that is a block long, a true gothic thing of beauty. Anyhow, we’re on the top floor east wing which was apparently the student dormitories for the elementary…

Finally! I have been waiting for this for weeks!

My wife and I went to Europe for three weeks for our honeymoon when we first got married several years ago. We stayed in a number of old cottages and B&Bs without incident until our last place, a villa in southern France near the Mediterranean that we’d rented for a week. It was a quiet little town a short distance…