Sure it’s real! Except the one guy that did it, did it to his own kid and was trying to use the old poison Halloween candy myth to cover up trying to murder his own son.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O%27Bryan

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell

It should be a diagnosed condition,  because I do the same thing. I’m so glad it isn’t just me.

And? The only thing those dipshits know about General Lee? Is what they jacked off to when the Duke’s of Hazzard was on and all they cared about was guns, thinking they were badass and poor Catherine Bachs ass cheeks creating a long term name for a shitty fashion.

I bet we could all learn, like, a LOT! from the statue of a cat in my garden. I even named her after a Greek goddess! 

Well I sense a new McNaughton painting on the horizon. That was beautiful and terrifying.

I have to have a miserable dental procedure on 10/1 so this will be the perfect thing to lay on the couch and watch after that!

That is brilliant. It is made even more brilliant by the caller being from White Haven. Hoooooooly shit!

I rarely go to Starbucks, but one time I’m in the Tampa Airport and it’s early, so I decide to hit the Starbucks kiosk. There’s a woman ahead of me on the phone and instead of hanging up or mostly taking her call and ordering, she’s also now trying to engage the two baristas and me in her conversation. She orders a…

Shit. I’m old enough to now have that theme song stuck in my head for the afternoon. Dagnabbit!

I like to imagine them being all “Oooh, yeah that’s great honey!” and then later in their bedroom getting ready for bed just alternating between ripping on it and giggling wildly, and bemoaning where they went wrong.

That last paragraph is absolutely beautiful.

OMG! Do we get our first “false flag!!!!!”? Powerful rich women that pose as progressives are really just paid mercenary fixers? Huh, looks about right.

My school did the same, but enclosed the corridors on either side of the courtyard we were never allowed to use. It made even less sense than the PNW since it was Syracuse, NY. Also at least once a year it seemed they had to plywood over one of the glass panes when people would be goofing off, rough housing or…

Please remember to include Labyrinth muppets too! The fieries would be fierce, as would Sir Didymus!

Plus they would totally think it’s a scary sex thing.

My question about the “growing up watching characters eat these brands” is on what show or movie? Because US TV especially back in the 80s and 90s never showed real brands, they were always faked up look a like stuff. ET of course was famous for the Pieces, but I can’t recall ever seeing someone in a TV show eat a…

I am so glad I swallowed my drink before reading this! Take your star, I’m gasping with laughter.

Ooooooh this looks fabulous! Thanks!

I saw this game on Kinja deals last week I think, and thought this was a new low in simulators. I’m sure it is super awesome for some people but what next “Vacuum Cleaner wars”? Around May of last year I was playing ACNH and got a ‘letter’ saying I need to step up decorating my house in the game. I looked around my…