This is the best way to insure continued fraudulent wins. Agree that the system is broken, but we have to change it.

Refusing to vote isn’t protest. It’s surrender.

Both, it’s going to be a big day.

Thank you so much for your sweeping generalizations about my lifestyle and finances. See you at the polo match, can’t wait!

Seriously?

I loved playing CC on lazy weekend afternoons. Every time I’d get to the Another World map screen, I’d stop playing for a while and listen to this tune repeat a few times. Next thing I knew, it was several hours later, I’m refreshed from a great nap, my parents are calling me downstairs for dinner, and I’ve only…

Bangerest of all the bangers on the soundtrack:

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

If an asteroid were on a collision course with Earth in 2040, we’d presumably drop everything to avoid our fate and save ourselves.

Wow...Hokuei. That’s almost as far off the beaten path as you can get. Tottori: the smallest prefecture in Japan, home to both Meitantei Conan and Ge-Ge-Ge-No-Kitarō. (I lived in Sakaiminato, Tottori, for five years...statues of demons and monsters from Japanese folklore everywhere.) （とても田舎だ！）

Thank god ICE is here to protect us from nerd artists.  They might have drawn a sword on someone.

This is a pretty accurate description of Minnesotan culture. It’s quite commonplace and widely accepted that committing a rude act, passive-aggressively, absolves one of any sort of prior obligation (or repercussion) in the social contract.

To all the gun-humpers who are so quick to say, “Mass murderers are gonna commit mass murder with knives or clubs or bombs, even if you take away their guns,” I present this event as evidence A in calling bullshit.

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”.

Engaging, well written ... We need to know the worst flight ever.

I got a real “Fuck you dude, don’t piss on what I love. This is my passion” vibe from those people...

Not a Pokemon go person, but, yeah. Don’t be the dick that tries to shame people for what they like to do so long as they aren’t hurting anyone.

I turn the jar upside-down, and beat the bottom of it like a rented mule. Spank it two, three times, turn it right-side up, and the lid twists right off.

why isn’t this in the orig post?! arrgh

Nah. Best baby ever. She is to strangers as Snow White is to animals.