47th in Health Care, 47th in Education, 42nd Crime and Corrections, 45th in Economy, 42nd in Government. Their absolute greatest source of pride is college football. No, they have zero self awareness.

I love The Rock and I needed to hear something positive today. Congrats to them and their cute as hell little girl.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is adding another member to his brood, posting on Instagram that he and his partner Lauren Hashian are expecting a baby girl.

Can you save it for a future guest room or something? I’d save it.

Catalina has been doing great! We went for some checkups last week and all things considered she’s meeting milestones in acceptable times. We confirmed she has perfectly normal hearing, which is awesome, and now I know she just likes to ignore us!

I go to starbucks in two situations: 1) when there is no possibility of anything else that is OK coffee, 2) it is peppermint mocha season, because for whatever reason their peppermint syrup is different and way more pepperminty than any other coffee shop and peppermint lattes are essentially sugary crack for me.

We’ve all been waiting for this. I’m going to assume this is the beginning of the cascade.

About damn time.

What? They totally want poor people to reproduce, hence lack of sex-ed, strong anti-choice stances, and “Jesus loves behbehz” taught from childhood

Nice save, Melania “a deserted island” was her first, instinctual choice. Can I blame her?

Speaking of Fred Armisen, I was really expecting there to be new accusations about him coming out.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

Whenever I see a celebrity, in mind because I recognize them, my first thought is always, “oh it’s a friend of mine...”
Anyway, one time I was walking down the street and when I looked up I saw Blake Lively walking straight towards me. Recognizing her, my eyes lit up and I instinctively said, “oh, hey...!”
But as I was…

1933? Seriously? Come on.

Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

I am a rape victim. A victim of a violent stranger rape to be specific. In some ways, being a victim of sexual assault does infantilize you. You feel like a helpless woman-child for years after. You stop growing because you stop exploring the world. You stay home and watch TV and music videos. For 15 years now I am…

I 100% bought that issue of Nickelodeon Magazine and kept it for a very long time. Because Leo.

I’m glad Kate Winslet is also team Jack Could Have Fit on the Door.

“And maybe less sad when he died.”

Have you seen Titanic recently? Leo may be older than Kate but he has undergone an odd aging process. In Titanic he looked like a middle-schooler who sings in a boyband... and Kate looked like his governess. He segued into looking like an aging, overweight German pig farmer. He never really had a prime, did he?