What the fuck is going on with his face? He looks like an android that got pulled off the production line before its skin had fully set.

he also looks creepy

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

I’m pretty sure we’re gonna see a full mental breakdown a la Britney Spears/Amanda Bynes soon from Mr. FoodGod himself - are you ready for it?

“Scream it in the streets and run up to me at restaurants”. Ok, sure

OMG DOES THIS MEAN CARLY RAE’S NEW ALBUM IS DROPPING???

She really has turned out good. For a while it was touch and go. I think she made it out of the darkness. Good for her.

Oooooooh my god these people with their essential oils... I have a business making organic soaps and bath/shower goodies, and plastic-free personal care goods... I buy eo’s in bulk, eo soap is my bread and butter. I handle a lot of it.

So, I sell LuLaRoe. I liked one of the dresses (the Julia is my jam and I wear it often), tops, and one of the skirts and thought I could be successful at it.

You can’t drop this:

“Chimp-strength rage”... hmm... I think I’ve finally found an apt analogy for how I’m feeling at this point in the pregnancy.

Work in a real office.

If you look at the link to the story from Gawker, these allegations have been around for years. Spacey has been doing this for decades. And if you don’t think powerful men absolutely definitely do this to people, you have led a very sheltered life. Your grain of salt is pointing in the wrong direction. It’s the…

Mufasa!

Adults have ruined Halloween. There, I said it. And fyi to the costumed parents who come to my door with their kids expecting candy: I’m going to be taking candy from you dimwitted poseurs. Get some dignity, put tennis shoes on with your work clothes and reluctantly walk your kids around the neighborhood, staying at…

First off - love your user name. LOVE it. I totally get where you’re coming from. Here are things to think about:

The black dog was described in Harry Potter as a death omen, but that’s not quite what it represents most places. The black dog is a psychopomp, a creature that escorts the souls of the dead. This pops up in old folklore in Ireland, Scotland, England, the Isle of Man, Wales, Brittany, basically all of the Celtic…

I love your bff’s dad.

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)