Better than the meeting I’m currently in where the male presenter is mansplaining over the female presenter. Even worse he keeps saying Huge in a trump accent.

Sister. And love interest.

She seems to be looking for love and acceptance in all the wrong places. If this is Travis Scott’s kid, she got pregnant by a guy she’d been dating for two months. She started getting plastic surgery at a young age after a guy told her that her thin lips made her unattractive. She dated her brother’s baby Momma’s…

I have always been very meh dgaf about Dunham, but for some reason, her saying people were triggered makes me hate her.

You just know she’s watching Jaws and rooting for the shark.

He did indeed. And made no secret of the fact that it was “her fault” because her star had gotten bigger than his. He’s a POS.

This image, along with Melissa McCarthy’s look of disdain , was my favorite reaction. Rachel Bloom is clearly outraged and Chlumsky looked like she was witnessing something so appalling & bizarre she couldn’t decide if she should boo or vomit.

One of the sets of reaction gifs I saw had Rachel Bloom in the back looking

I didn’t watch the Emmy’s last night but I saw this on Buzzfeed along with a lot of audience reactions and Melissa McCarthy’s face was definitely mine.

who is this announcer? He needs to tone it down

Had a morning meeting in NYC. Rushing down the streets, I stepped in what I know was vomit. As this meeting involved me setting up my computer, crawling on the floor under the table plugging in various cables, the thought of doing that with vomit-encrusted shoes was sickening to this germaphobe. On my way to the…

Who even wants to bring kids to a wedding? I want to get rocked on the open bar then have a sloppy make out session with my wife, not watch my 2 year old. Luckily we have no friends so we can skip this whole issue

Nope, only 6 weeks. Personally, I would have decked my husband if he attempted anything just 6 weeks out but that’s when you get the official ok from your doc. So this is def possible.

The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets…

Generally I have no problem going in the office bathroom at all. The only thing that gives me pause is when someone sees me come in, starts talking to me, and then keeps talking after I go in the stall. Shut the fuck up, Pam, once I’m behind the stall door I don’t exist to you. Of course, it doesn’t really stop me,…

I re-read this 4 times because it made me so happy and I kept imagining exactly what it looked like.

My work is a delightful utopia. We have a gym at our facility and immediately outside of our gym area is a whole row of eight bathrooms. Each a single person bathroom with solid walls and a solid sound proof door on them. Each has a constant (quiet) running fan and a shower, a sink, a comfy loveseat and are fully…

So, theres a secret bathroom on my wing at work... it used to serve as a handicap bathroom when the unit was used as a patient area. When they turned it into an office area they never changed the lock BUT the admin and clinical staff were not given the key, were never told about it and just think it’s part of an old…