One could say, too many:

I made a gif for anyone interested:

No, but if you eat chips while you are naked and stoned with your kid, that’s probably not okay. Or maybe it is. Who am I to judge?

GO TO TARGET!!!!!

I am going to order pizza, drink beer, and have a Game of Thrones marathon. Then I am going to paint my nails.

Watch any TVs or movies you’ve been putting off because they aren’t child friendly.

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

I fell 15 feet down a flight of steps recently, and if my sister hadn’t heard the noise and investigated immediately, I’d have died as well. Think back on the old mysteries you used to read: there’s always some evil heir pushing someone down a flight of steps to kill them. And it works REALLY consistently.

It’s a miserable experience of posing and pretending to listen to your companions and never unclenching all night. People call it the Superbowl of fashion, and in the sense that the Superbowl is also tacky spectacle with the world’s finest commercials, it is. I mean it’s not the shitshow that Anna’s Fashion’s Night…

“ Them’s for lookin, not eatin”

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

I probably wouldn’t talk to Caitlyn either if I was Khloé.

“The three people killed on the bridge are men!”

I hate him. I hate him so much.

The worst P&R season (by FAR) was the first.

Fuck that Trump loving d-bag.

It’s always so sad to hear something like this. Child actors almost never have the chance to live a long life.

I’m not a VIB but I’ve been danced around the idea of trying oil cleansing, so I may load up my shopping cart. My face is flaking and greasy at the same time, and my rosacea is going nuts.

He denied he was the father until a DNA test probed otherwise.

Or maybe she couldn’t find anywhere private enough and didn’t want to get arrested?