A/S/L?

Story time!

I didn’t know about it.

“I specifically asked for 3.7 ounces of butter lettuce, and this is 3.7002 ounces! Are you TRYING to destroy my career!”

Neither do I. He could’ve stood up to his family and married Camilla. He didn’t. His own damn fault, and he made Diana miserable too.

Um, wow. That’s a substantial amount of information about the topic. That’s amazing. Thanks for this write up.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

This is a general comment, not specifically about Sagal:

I just feel like Brit’s hair was never naturally very abundant, plus years of bleaching, styling damage, product has most likely weakened it further. Kim has always had a buttload of hair, it has always looked healthy (sans that platinum bob), and it’s probably fairly long even without the Cher extensions.

It’s not the number. It’s the size. The scale is wrong for the space.

Can we have a real talk about Britney’s hair without it being seen as body snarking or mean? I know every female celebrity pretty much has extensions, but why are Brit’s so obvious? It’s like she has a layer of real hair and then a very obvious layer of extensions underneath. Why don’t they blend together better? …

I’m in my thirties and I absolutely love getting older. Every year I get more comfortable with myself and enjoy life more. I find more things that interest me and I know what I am and what I am not. It’s magical.

When I was a young alternative person, it was shameful to like Britney. I’m glad I can love her with abandon now.

Dax Shepard accidentally taught his baby to say “fuck” but he’s proud because she’s “nailed the syntax.”

My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.

I was shocked when I read at one point she was my age, which makes her 35-36. She has not aged well.

I don’t know how those work. For months I keep seeing something about that Barbara Corcoran from Shark Tank and her amazing tip to pay off your mortgage

There is no way she is a 4 or even an 8.

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

He’s going to be Louie in the new DuckTales! And Beck Bennett is going to be Launchpad McQuack.