Yeah but where the hell is Bobby Moynihan?

Hugh Grant is such a douchebag in real life, I don’t think I can watch him being squinty and romantic with another actress. He’s legendarily rude to the women he works alongside.

But she wasn’t playing around? I didn’t get the sense she was intending to do anything with that sad sack and that she just thought he was a sad sack.

In my revenge fantasy for the movie characters, she is SO happy with a fabulous man who loves her and her kids, and he is in a sad bachelor’s apartment with fake wood paneling watching reruns of Hoarders on A&E (do they have A&E in the UK?) in his underwear. Because that chick he gave the necklace to dumped his ass…

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln

Now I’m sad, Aimée. I really don’t want to know any ‘closure’ to this fab coupling :(

I am unashamed of my love for this movie. It even makes me CRY most of the time. I don’t know WTF that’s about, but there it is.

I would retire there! It’s clearly full of happy and gently drunk people.

Everyone keeps telling you, everything will be fine! And with odds as good as 1/200 you probably will be. But I am writing to you from the bad side of things. I terminated a much wanted pregnancy at over 15 weeks in early January. We found out during the pregnancy we were both carriers for a fatal genetic illness and…

My mom got a false positive when she was pregnant with my younger brother using that test. He’s now an asshole but otherwise typical. Take big breaths and do whatever you can to try not to stress out!

I honestly don’t know what to do with the knowledge that the POTUS, despite having access to MUCH better sources of information than a private citizen, essentially gets his news the same way, and from the same sources, as kooky friends, family and acquaintances we all have on our facebook feeds.

Slightly disappointed it turned out to be a club and not a cart.

did you hear that one about how once upon a time Ed Sheeran got drunk and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf cart?

it is honestly one of the great injustices of the 21st century. on par with taylor swift being more famous than carly rae jepsen.

While Lively may have a more successful career, I’d take Adam Brody over Ryan Reynolds any damn day.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

“Checkers the dog was conceived on that sofa!”

I love using her quote from the SNL Super Sweet 16 skit: