Whaaaat? I’m really sorry to hear that. Are you okay now?

That’s not the worst part. My brother, who was in a better financial situation thanks to organized crime, found out that he could manipulate me with food so he would have me do things like accompany him to places that made no sense. I found out years later after the feds arrested him that he was using me as a decoy in…

Yep.

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

Spoiler alert you grew up rich. The evidence I used was trips to Europe and Private college.

CONGRATULATIONS!

This is so deliciously good.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Because the police do not give a shit about people who are not police.

You want him to die? I don’t.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

What’s funny is that it’s barely about modeling. It’s about...like...creating a personal brand. The last episode I watched was ENTIRELY ABOUT SNAPCHAT.

In recent years it’s always been a wife but there have been plenty of times when the first lady has been the president’s mother, sister, niece, etc.

“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

You make a very good point with this list. I do take except to “2004 - Jamie Foxx - a singer who uses heroin”. He won for playing Ray Charles, not just some “singer who uses heroin”, which is very reductive and diminishes both men’s accomplishments.