This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in…

+1 Pun

Where’s the Kool Aid guy when Lea Michelle needs him? Can’t he see she’s thirsty as hell.

She’s an opportunistic diva-acting snake. There’s nothing irrational about your feeling.

he is inimitable, he is an original. he will never be satisfied. his pace is relentless; he wastes no time.

LMM will never be insufferable as long as he is using his powers for good, like increasing minority visibility in theater and raising hundreds of thousands of dollars for Planned Parenthood, for example.

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

#FreeMelania

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

He was the best part of Pitch Perfect 2, too.

You know every time I hear the name Suki Waterhouse, I picture Anna Paquin. Which leads to mental images of naked Alexander Skarsgard. Which also leads to drinking before noon.

Two weeks of proper eating and daily exercise. That’s right - I made resolutions. If I make it past the end of February, it’s a real life change. Tonight I go to movie theatre and DON’T have popcorn. dun dun dun.

Nice try but no way am I being sucked into a spanking debate.

My parents spanked me, and look how my life turned out; I’m commenting from the grays at Jezebel. Parents, never spank your kids.

One time my pill prescription lapsed because I switched doctors and my period lasted two weeks. Around day 12 I was just like “this is my life now, I guess.”

Jewel was supposed to be on the first season of Real World in San Fran along with Puck and Pedro Zamora. Can you imagine? Such a nice girl with those psychos.

Nobody’s going to care about one procedural amendment vote after two years of Trump. Jesus, Bernie people are hyperbolic.

Cory Booker and my guy Bob Casey Jr., et al vote against this bill and then you have Rand Paul and Ted Cruz voting for it?