We’re two Dirt Bags in since the Globes and there is zero gossip, other than the Hiddleston speech? I find this unacceptable.

Star for “guy who sews in his hair”

Well since you brought it up......people are saying it’s true. I read it on the internet. People are saying it. I think it’s true. I heard he’s a big old bottom and that he has a pee fetish. Just sayin. 

I think he’s surrounding himself with family members like any paranoid mobster would.

It just keep his preferred FLOTUS in town.

That struck me too. Claire Foy is a dream in that series.

The first time I paid my own dental bill. FUCKING FILLINGS ARE EXPENSIVE.

This gif never gets old.

They’re Pregnant!

And Gabrielle Union. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if those three (and others from Bring it On) make significant contributions.

Where are Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku when you need them?

doesn’t this look a teensy bit more appealing than the Gilmore Girls reboot?

70 is pretty old, especially for a guy who at least dabbled in ALL the drugs.

Main reasons I watch Love Actually annually:

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

what happened with the house?

YAS! Hooray for Lin! He seems like someone who is still so grateful that he gets to do what he loves. Also, he’s irrepressibly charming. I can’t. I just smile looking at him.

Relevant: Chris Jackson aka the Pride of Mount Vernon aka George Washington is standing behind him in this picture. I literally just saw Hamilton …

They’re doing Helpless, Sia is doing Satisfied.

I think he was also the starting 2nd baseman for the Chicago Cubs.