OW ME BACK

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

True story. Also, trigger warning, I guess.

And then Louis Gossett Jr. Shows up and gets pregnant.

Priceless!

I am CRYING. Best story ever. Thank you.

This is a beautiful story and a joy forever.

This story is amazing. All the stars for you!

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Switching from something like wine to soda water with bitters or a splash of Campari can still tickles those pleasure centers, but your overall alcohol intake can be much lower.

Okay, I laughed out loud.

I lived in Southern Arizona for a while and “ice cream truck” is... loosely defined there. There was one truck in my neighborhood that was a black minivan with skulls painted on it and the sliding door just flat out removed. They had a bunch of coolers in the back of the van, and blasted some weird ass baroque midi…

“... the experimental nucleoside treatment that has had some results with children who suffer from Charlie’s condition”

My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.

Are you sure that wasn’t a viciouscycle class?

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

I LOVE THIS SHOW AND WILL SHOUT FROM THE HIGHEST ROOFTOPS THAT IT DESERVES A SECOND SEASON IF THERE IS ANYTHING GOOD AND HOLY LEFT IN THE WORLD.