Sure! Maybe Liam Neeson hides in a wolf, and the wolf hides in the bear? It’s like a turducken.

Hey, I’d watch it. Although we’d need to throw in Gerard Butler so that Idris would have someone to smoulder at while on the mountain.

It’s Liam Neeson. He’s unstoppable. He just Irished that wolf into submission.

I will probably watch The Mountain Between Us, since Idris, but...I feel like what the film-makers should have really done was take all these ‘crashed with an enemy that we have to collaborate with to survive’ and just...mash them together.

I don’t know. The ‘mom is scary when she’s mad and this is what she’s demanding I do’ part is a little iffy. I mean, the jump to ‘put space between you and your mom’ is a bit much, but it’s obvious the problem isn’t so much the friends sending onesies as the woman’s relationship with her mother and inability to…

At all? I would have expected a...base level Beyonce saturation on a cultural level for most people. I remember Single Ladies being everywhere.

In defence of me enjoying this story completely, I have chosen to believe she is screwing with people. I feel it is fairly punk to pretend not to know who Beyoncé is.

I have way too many weird stories that happen in loos. I mean, after a while you start wondering if you’ve got a really rubbish super power. Toilet drama! Coked up lesbians making out on the floor! Worms in the bowl! Thieves hiding in the stalls!

I used to travel a lot, but I was never a natural traveller. That was one time I cackled all the way onto the plane.

*bows* thank you. thank you. I’ll be here all week...because I’m in my house!

It was so bizarre, she was basically arguing with my farts. If I’d known that was an option University would have been a lot easier. ‘Defend your thesis!’ ‘Parp!’and ‘You’ve passed!’

Right? It’s the appropriate venue! (With the caveat, not if you’re carrying on a conversation. At that point you have to pick one action to carry through.)

Right? But she was so disgusted! At a loo fart.

Just don’t fart :D

:D you’re welcome.

Genuinely real! My old boss used to say I was part of the Universe’s control group. Weird stuff happens all around me, but rarely directly to me....although I just think I tend to pay more attention to stuff because I’m nosy.

Hey, you’re the one who’s up! And it was genuinely one of the funniest things to ever happen to me in a toilet (after the time I walked in on hotel staff having COMPLETELY NAKED sex on the sink in the penthouse bathroom).

It was! For some reason the fact it was an airport toilet made it funnier?

You ALWAYS see corn. It’s kind of a worry! :D

It was a beautiful moment :D