It was just so....we were in a toilet! If you can’t fart in a toilet where are you meant to go? :D

Honestly, at the moment it was the best laugh I’d had in aggggges. So you’re welcome.:D

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

I did that! It was so weird, just soup cans that bopped a needle when you squeezed them. I bet if I was a celebrity I would have gotten better stuff that soup cans and some cod psych about my complicated relationship with my gran (it wasn’t complicated, my gran was awesome and her only blind spot was thinking I was…

I once told someone ‘Oh even if God slipped up, the Government would never let me’. It was a joke about I have no maternal instincts and a genetic swamp of potential diseases handed down from sickly ancestors. However, they thought I was serious and just...whooshed on out of there. Never talked to about children…

I figure that he gets it coloured for roles, but then just goes ‘sod it’ and lets the roots grow out inbetween. It makes me warm to him since ‘sod it’ is my approach to so many things.

When I was a kid I read a horror story (can’t remember who by, I feel like it might have been Joan Aiken, cos it’s the sort of thing she’d do) about moths who turned a child into a child sized moth. The powder on their bodies featured heavily in it. *shudders* wasn’t scared of moths before, but I was after.

He makes Walder Frey look like the host with the most.

Right? That man has the most untrustworthy face I have ever seen, and I watch Game of Thrones.

My friend was really into them up to Hotel. So the day after the episode aired, I’d go and watch the most popular gif sets on tumblr. Pretty much caught me up. I think AHS does some absolutely gorgeous scenes, but the lush aesthetics are sort of book ended by 70% of ‘is this new, or have we seen it before and I…

I kinda feel like she looks like a clone of a clone of Reese Witherspoon? Just enough genetic drift to sand off the really good edges?

This is possibly dumb, but when my friend wanted to cut down on drinking he used to decant a cordial into a wine bottle and drink it out of a wine glass. He said that it helped, since it gave him the trappings without the alcohol content. I don’t know if it would be a good idea of you wanted to stop completely, but he…

I used to have this Dead Cat purse that you got into by ripping over the velcro-bottom to reveal the hot pink velvet innards. I was NEVER searched going into venues. I imagine this method would be similar.

People really kick when you try and pay for ice cream with vag pennies, though.

*bows* thank you, thank you!

I suppose you could put your keys on it, maybe a small coin purse. Based in my ever-expanding trove of heavy crap in my bag I would end up like Marley though.

That was a free speech ruling though. It was that Nazi’s had the right to march and couldn’t be stopped by the government, because Nazi regalia wasn’t in itself ‘fighting words’. Free speech isn’t the issue when it comes to a private citizen punching someone in the face, especially if the Nazi is actively Nazi’ing and…

I’ve seen lawyers argue ‘significant provocation’ as a mitigating factor in an assault. Being a Nazi in itself seems like it could count as a provocation.

Exactly. Plus, the fact the person punched was a Nazi should count as a mitigating factor in the trial, since by their espousal of their ideology they are advocating violence and genocide.

I think that it is legally wrong to punch a Nazi - unless there is an active fight going on - but that morally it’s respectable*. Basically, as a society we should, and do, agree that it we can’t punch each other AND that Nazis should be firmly reminded that their ideology is repugnant at every turn.