“Oh, I’m so sorry, I don’t hug,” with a big smile.

She’s not a hooker.

Well, yes - when you’re offering someone money to turn ‘no sex’ into ‘sex’ (unless they are a sex worker and seem open to discussing business) you’re pretty much on the ‘no respect’ train. It’s more Trump’s thinking that $10,000 is the amount that would overawe someone with his immense disposable wealth.

It doesn’t even impress me with his wealth, is the thing? I mean, that’s the point of throwing out “I’ll pay you a gazillion to come to my bed!’ isn’t it? By that point you’ve conceded you’re not sexually attractive or pleasant to be around, so all you’ve got is your wallet...and even that’s not that impressive.

It would have to eat through all that hair spray though...and is what lies underneath that even organic?

Done. ...wait till we get back for burgers though, I imagine the corpse will smell of entitlement and old hair spray.

Robert Redford’s always been very attractive. It’s just one of those ‘you are exceptionally aesthetically pleasing, but not - to me - hot’ situations :D.

I figure that whatever it was I’d lose out on it anyhow, when I violated the contractual agreement not to mess with his hair.

And even today, still a much more appealing visage than Trump.

And, you know, Robert Redford was never my dream hunk...but not like the thought of sleeping with him would give you the cold sweats.

Right? If you’re trying to impress someone with the amount of money you can casually throw around...you need to up your game.

They’re not dickering over price though. She’s not an escort, so this was an attempt to overawe and impress her with because he’s rich and he can buy what he wants.

They’re not dickering over prices though. She’s not an escort and was uninterested in them, so Trump was basically trying to overawe her with ‘I’m rich, I can buy what I like’ and picked $10,000 as the amount he thought would impress and tempt.

I should preface this by saying, I think Donald Trump is gross and his campaign for president is like something you’d see in a 2000AD satire comic. That said, is it weird that (allegedly) offering $10,000 for sex makes me think he’s a cheapskate? I mean, yeah, it’s a shitload of money to me - but he’s (allegedly) a…

:D Yay. Although to be fair about my lack of good, I’m sure I’d try harder if the lie-stakes were higher. I mean, if I ever commit a crime and I’m being questioned by the cops — I’d hope I’d put in a better showing than three and out. :D

I blame this on some forgotten childhood trauma, but if I’m lying and you ask me three times I cave and admit it. I mean, it’s not compulsive - I assume if I was lying about something bit I’d try a bit harder - but if someone hasn’t believed my first two lies I usually just throw in the lie towel.

True, and if they are smart enough to be useful they are smart enough to ask for the money upfront.

She has been accused of physically attacking people — biting a woman on the boob — and has spewed some pretty nasty invective on twitter that is homophobic, racially based, and included wishing someone be raped.

Well, he COULD hire informed people. :D

I think the problem there lies in the first three words.