Probably. Which is also Donald’s major problem. He has informed people - and funny people - who could do this for him. Instead he is so arrogant he has to try and off the cuff it.

although I wouldn’t want to be the one trying to unmask him. He looks a bit slimy. :b

AmI missing something, or did he just accidentally compare Trump to the evil janitor in a cheap mask? I mean, if Hillary is riding in the Mystery Machine and Trump is her antagonist...

We have a couple around here, but not that many. I don’t know if they’ll put one up for this accident, but it only happened last week so it’s still early.

Probably a farmer. This used to be farmland. Gored to death by an angered bull.

She doesn’t really tell people she’s sensitive - she’s an accountant, so I don’t think it’s the quality she wants to showcase - but a lot of weird stuff has happened around her. This was one of the few that happened to her. She was sick for ages, and it did go away after the purification - so ghost or placebo effect.

Moderately. I prefer to keep my options open regarding the existence of the supernatural. It’s a more interesting world that way. You?

Weirdly similar to this daring heist in Belfast!

I think she is also accused of biting a bouncer on the boob. She has a habit of doing bad thing, getting told it is a bad thing, and then aggressively doubling on the social media platform of the moment. It doesn’t mean she is always wrong, but She doesn’t have a clean slate here.

I don’t think so. IT couldn’t seem to get on a car or a bus. Walking pace only. I would assume that it wouldn’t be bothered by oceans or roads, but it would have to cross the distance on foot. Even if it did work it has risks - you’d lose some of the wariness and it might successfully sneak up on you when you thought…

Yes, BUT IT has to go at a walking pace. So if I moved from Australia to the Isle of Skye it would buy me about (due to a cursory internet search) 100 or so days to work things out. Even if it was just waiting until I saw it again and flying back.

...are we talking zombie or murder? And I suppose it saves me flipping it.

What was your plan for what to do? Mine was to pass the curse on (I’m a coward, and while I couldn’t hurt someone I’m pretty sure I’d be a curse-passer) and then move to a distant country.

Well, they better have put down a sheet first. That mattress was flipping expensive.

Are we talking IN the house, or on the ground the house stood on? Because there’s only one house I’ve lived in where anyone officially died (hey, there could be murders, you don’t know do you?).

Yeah, but I KNOW he died right there and how. I drove past the scene in the morning when they were still scrubbing up the blood. It’s a bit more immediate.

Oh, I have a story about there.

I (sorta) feel you. A bicyclist was killed last month on the road I drive past every day. It’s very strange to pass a spot and know that’s where someone died.

Is there a version of the constitution that non-Americans don’t get to see? Where the first amendment says ‘the people of the United States of America are forbidden from remembering words you used when it is inconvenient for you’. Cos that would explain a lot.

I don’t think the rhinos deserve that. They’re already endangered, don’t make them give up on sex forever as well.