If he did, though, do you think he’d actually listen to him?

See, one of the life choices I’m feeling good about is not wondering too much about that question.

I know it’s a disgression, but the fact I’m not the nurse that had to measure that guy makes me feel good about my life choices.

Good for Wil! (and if nothing else 2016 has improved all our insulting skills.)

Everyone should have feeling about Farage - and they should all be FUCK OFF FARAGE!

Rimmel Gel is pretty nice? I just started using it (got a salon manicure I loved, until it grew out and nails were a dry, lumpy mess that took a year before I could grow them past my fingertips again) and it hasn’t had any bad reaction so far.

I would be scared to be the first person to try it, but if it helps them I guess it’s fair enough.

Can cats and dogs process pot? My friend’s staffie ate some pot candy and ended up at the vet for days. They seemed quite concerned at the time, although the dog was fine in the end.*

The doctors all seem weirdly ‘welp, that’s it. did our best’ about it? Like you, no kids, but when this behaviour persists so consistently until the six it doesn’t seem like it’s just from nothing? Eventually the kid is going to want her own room, but the issues with sleep seem pretty persistent and the more ingrained…

I still disagree. The first pornography I was when I was 25 (give or take a year). My mum, in fact, bought me the Joy of Sex and I read a lot of romance novels. My assumption was that sex would be one owie during the deflowering process and then lots of mind-blowing PiV orgasms.

Ducks, for example. Or cats.

Right? Great advice if you just need to find out what works between you and your partner. Less great when someone’s gotten hurt and now you’re scared you have an angry vagina.

No. Pornography can cause some issues, but this isn’t anything to do with competitive gargling after oral sex. People assume that sex will be good — even people who come from very restrictive environments — and when it isn’t assume it’s ONLY THEM and they are terrible weirdos.

I’ve found there’s a weird dissonance around sex, where everyone KNOWS sex is enjoyable and there’s something wrong with you if its not, but we all also know a lot of people who actually had problems getting there. I mean, I know people who had get the emergency services involved — but the dominant paradigm is still…

He is a very unprepossessing looking man. He has the sort of face you would expect to see on an 18th century wanted poster.

If chicken is all you do, you think they would try not to run out of it!

My gran used to say, ‘that’s a face in dire need of a slap’. I have never seen such a perfect example of that saying. I just look at him and think, a slap would just complete him.

I think what makes me a bit squinty is that it’s always feted as ‘the all-woman reboot!’. There’s no ‘all men Oceans-11'. It’s just assumed that having a cast of mostly guys and one woman is the norm, and it’s weird to have so many women in one place.

But...admit it, none of that stuff sounds beyond the bounds of possibility. There is a moment where you stare at ‘artifically colours his hair and beard grey’ and you think he might? Probably doesn’t, but might.

The KFC in my town once didn’t have any CHICKEN one day. Not a breast or a burger.