What the fuck kind of kid just bikes around casually hucking FULL BOTTLES OF RANCH at landscaping crews?

I have no idea whether Macy had knowledge of these exploits, but I fear my favourite celebrity portmanteau, Filliam H. Muffman, may be headed for Splitsville.

I just felt like making a joke using the most famous reinterpretation of words in American political history. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It all depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

Why would she care? Apparently,she out here squirting all over escalators,out car windows...it’s like a slightly disturbing adult version of “Green Eggs and Ham”:

“It’s difficult to have laws forced upon you,” said many of the folks he’s arrested. Maybe he should just let them go in the future.

“It’s difficult to have laws forced upon you.”

Cool. Move somewhere else? This is a country of laws, the people of the state of Washington voted, democratically, to have these new laws, and it is YOUR job, as an employee of the state, to enforce THOSE laws.

Why is this so difficult? I left SC to get away from shit like…

On the train, I started to smell something foul. I glanced towards the back where there was a young woman changing a poopy diaper. Not the greatest situation, but I shrugged it off.

Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not. Magazines are the devices that hold ammunition and spring the next round into the chamber.

Clip and magazine are two different things.  A clip is inserted into a magazine.  If I am reading this correctly, the gun dealer sold the murderer a weapon with an extended magazine that allowed more bullets to be chambered in quicker fashion, increasing the rate of fire.

“The results speak for themselves” Sarah is right but not for the reasons she thinks 

Nothing wrong with getting rich. Especially self made people. But I hate the ones that, once they get there, they do everything to pull the ladder up behind them. Pay your fucking taxes, man. Your lucky to be in this country where they are relatively low. And where you can use your money to influence the law. And…

“Really good move, here Jim. You see, in the game of chess, when you saw your own leg off, you have to take a timeout”

Before I make a judgment on this I will have to study the briefs.

Worst one I got was a birthday text, followed by a text about how I look in my birthday suit and what they wanted to do to me, which was then followed by a rather desperate text asking for the second message to be deleted.

I can’t believe he didn’t even have the decency to ask if you had gone splat, let alone not text-cuddling.

Yeah, I rolled my eyes at that one as well. The whole Trump family is the epitome of failing upwards.

that in no way furthers my objective of being a great real estate developer.

But the segment also revealed some of the biggest weaknesses of the American media: its superficiality, its Both Sides mentality, its centrist bias, and its inability to discuss policy on its merits.

When people are dying because they can’t get the health care they need, when kids are locked up in cages and being force-fed antipsychotic drugs, when our water is poisoned, when we betray our foundational principles to pad our bank accounts, f-k your inconvenience.