The sooner you disabuse yourself of the image of a conservative, Republican principle, the sooner this will make sense.

Mike Pence looks like he’s an off-model GI-Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip that’s left over in the Dollar Store.

D) Everybody quits having sex, because ew gross.

Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

I don’t get why you dumb libtards try and take the things he says he’ll do and use his actual past actions to refute them.

This has been destined to happen for a long time.

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

The NRA’s job is to move units right now. Any consideration besides that is so far outside of what they give a shit about that it doesn’t even enter the conversation.

Goddamnit. Can’t these women see that even while toeing the party line and using sound bites pre-approved by “their side” that these men don’t give a shit about them? It was so uncomfortable even reading this account that I cannot bring myself to watch it (as someone who has been heckled in crowds before). Also, that…

I mean, he started with “these guys could blackmail you with shower videos!” Which.....like. Has always been the case with whoever owns a hotel? The fact that it’s the Chinese government concerns me no more than finding out the hotel is owned by a dude. Any dude. Doesn’t matter.

When banks pay the fines, ultimately they attempt to pass it on to stockholders and customers. Therefore these people are consumers too. So in the name of protecting the consumer, many other consumers are paying the fees (indirectly).

Nah. It’s not like Mueller can rescind all the steps that led to these indictments if Manafort chooses to cooperate now. I mean, he CAN walk his case back, but investigators don’t do that.

Came here for this.

I fixed it for you.

The shop teacher is gunning down the art teacher first and asking questions later, and you cannot tell me otherwise.

Trump today on arming teachers:

Yeah, frankly this person sounds like the depression is what’s turning other people off, not their weight. There are plenty of happy plus-size people out there with partners and/or good jobs. As I know personally very well, depression is more ugly than fat and not exactly a turn-on for anyone. I’d work on that one…