I think anyone who takes their personal appearance cues from Randy Quaid’s character in Kingpin should probably be pretty thoroughly investigated by law enforcement

I see what you did there.

By day he’s just a regular guy.

They should start in the first 5 minutes of a murder/suicide of the main characters in the movie and becomes django unchained 2 from then on.

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.

Don’t even joke about that.

Well, at least we’ll still have carob.

Are you proposing we form a political activitist party to ensure tea is saved? And we will call it.... Oh damn

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I am a “Roomie.” I have seen “The Room” at least 20 times, and have seen it in the theater 7 or 8 times. Seeing it with a raucous crowd hurling insults at it is one of the most fun experiences you can have in a movie theater.

Because Republicans believe the entire world thinks just like them, they project everything. That’s why bad behavior on the part of Dems (butterymails) justifies bad behavior on their part (conspiring with a foreign power). They aren’t taking part in the elective process, they are taking part in a holy war.     

Meghan’s half-sister is The Worst. She’s writing a book called The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister! Really!

Wow. Meghan’s half sister is so needy and attention seeking that I almost mistook her for a trump.

What is it with society and the necessity of “Male Anger?” Can’t you just be, like, emotionally stable enough not to kick and scream when you don’t get your way? In DBT it’s called Radical Acceptance. My two cents explanation: Sometimes shit happens, sometimes you can’t control the shit that’s happening, accept that…

It’s from the serenity prayer:

I’ve always thought of it as a defense mechanism. Imagine you’re the first black president and throughout your entire presidency, people are throwing the most offensive racist shit at you. Then the loudest and most obnoxious of the whole incapable and embarrassing lot actually wins the election after you and does…

SMALL CLAMS COURT

I can’t imagine him eating a clam at all. Lol. Pretty sure that’s a sin!

It would have been hard to not respond “Well then wishing your Thanksgiving and New Years are actual shit. Go f*ck yourself, and Merry Christmas”

As a long-time Westerner and religious minority in heavily-Mormon areas who lives in Utah now, I think the schism that’s forming is easy enough to understand if you realize that Mormons and Republicans both emphasize, heavily, the “noblesse” in the phrase noblesse oblige, but only Mormons seem to remember that it’s…