But where can I go if I'm on PCP?

I feel like if the worst outcome of passing out driving is burning your dick a little, you should count yourself pretty lucky.

Note: if you have a tablet that can run Windows, like, say, a Surface, this item can also be the cause of said Stardew Valley hangover if mounted on your headboard. I may have personal experience with this phenomenon.

Note: if you have a tablet that can run Windows, like, say, a Surface, this item can also be the cause of said…

I’ll disagree with you on one thing: when reading the article we should instead consider the doctrine of lorem ipsum.

I get the oddest impression that Pitbull may not have read The Great Gatsby.

I disagree.

Man, if only Trump’s dad loved pulling out of things as much as he does...

So, this is an IRL Hydra LARP? 

The good news is, there doesn’t seem to desperately need to be. As much as these guys are excellent at an IRL Hydra LARP, they still managed to be outnumbered and outgunned by normal folks. Orange Skull only has approval numbers ~40% because most people (not as many as there should be, but still) apparently believe in…

I’ve seen the pattern in Dumb and Angry come up a fair amount: an attractive woman with the clingy guy friend that she just isn’t willing to cut off despite him being a creep. While the guy friend seems like the obvious problem, it’s important to consider what this says about the woman too.

He’s beginning to look a lot like Hitler

Whenever I see Trump smile I can just hear him saying “I’ve got some candy in my van”.

At least those mussels aren’t sore.

Is there a single thing that he hasn’t decided to just wing it with? Like, I don’t think I can name one.

Someday soon, someone will have to write a song like We Didn’t Start the Fire that just rattles off all the stupid and horrible things done under the Trump administration or as a result of it’s actions. I’m betting it’ll be 15 minutes long.

Why would anyone with any sense buy for a second that he had her sign an NDA to stop blackmail rather than suing her for slander like he does with everyone, even if they are telling the truth?

Oh, that RuGiu! He’s such a goof!

“It was found that the material took on superconductive properties once it was cooled to as cold as a witch’s tit” -science journal in the future

Why doesn’t reality just conform to his worldview already? I mean, if I were reality, I’d have given in to his whining ages ago.

The fact that they would lose in this one was a given the minute they announced it would be in two parts. I was expecting it to be undone by a time stone rewind initially, but I’m sure it’s just going to be a new wish-snap in part two now.