Gonna dispute that the pregnancy fetish is just about virility. It certainly could be, but it could just as early be about the transgression of not “being careful” or about the psychological rush or intimacy components of taking the significant relational step of having a child together.

He fed her vagina ice cream. Really? That’s just so wrong.

How does that even make sense? I mean, twisting logic is a thing, but how on Earth do you figure that school shooters have spawned from a culture that supposedly coddles kids?

While I find this horrifying, it doesn’t surprise me much at all. I can understand getting your pet registered as emotional support so you can get around a landlord’s restrictions, but anyone I’ve seen take it farther than that has had severe personality disorder issues. It’s never about the love of the animal in…

No permits get issued for guns while the government is shut down though, and you’d be surprised how that can make conservatives itchy. I’ve known several to complain that you can’t get more than one a month in CA.

While they’re at it, they should release Cheerios for men. They’d have to make them into little sticks though, the O’s are too much like vaginas.

Also, every word out of Jason’s mouth is pure gold.

I can’t quite think if the right word to describe this. It should definitely be a compound word, the first part being the opposite of something, and the second part being a food. Nilltaco? Hmm...

I’d vote Angel. Haven’t met one yet who want a total dick.

The headline wording troubles me. Calling the “good immigrant” narrative a myth makes it sound like good immigrants are a myth. Might be better to just call it a destructive narrative?

Do it! Plant the idea that it’s for one of the kids if you need to.

Also, time travelers, considering it’s 2018.

No, you are not!

People who are awesome and enjoy things that are good, obviously.

Might be better said as: don’t ask your kid about their day unless you really care and be sure to read them first. If you ask, and they tell you all about it, and you say “that’s nice”, why would they bother opening up in the future? If they look like death, they’ll know you aren’t paying enough attention to be worth…

Who wants to be that that sum of $1,234,543 actually had $.21, and is totally bogus?

The bonuses being credited to the tax cuts are SUUUCH bullshit. A company with 50000 employees paying out $1000 bonuses is only spending about $50 mil, and most of these companies have billions in revenue, so it’s a drop in the bucket at best. Worse still, it’s a ONE-TIME drop in the bucket, since they probably won’t…

I’ve been saying this the whole time! Mirror goddamn image.

It occurs to me that the biggest problem here is that we are trying to make black and white out of things that are often more grey. The Aziz situation isn’t really good, but it’s also not criminal. Trying to push it into either category won’t work any more than one can find a correct answer for the trolley problem.

It’s a little while now, but I’m pretty sure my strategy was just teleport the prisoner while standing off the platform to a point out of range of his captors, and that just bypassed the whole thing. I’d tried the fight once and got wrecked by the last wave and figured there had to be a better way.