He fed her vagina ice cream. Really? That’s just so wrong.

How does that even make sense? I mean, twisting logic is a thing, but how on Earth do you figure that school shooters have spawned from a culture that supposedly coddles kids?

While I find this horrifying, it doesn’t surprise me much at all. I can understand getting your pet registered as emotional support so you can get around a landlord’s restrictions, but anyone I’ve seen take it farther than that has had severe personality disorder issues. It’s never about the love of the animal in…

No permits get issued for guns while the government is shut down though, and you’d be surprised how that can make conservatives itchy. I’ve known several to complain that you can’t get more than one a month in CA.

While they’re at it, they should release Cheerios for men. They’d have to make them into little sticks though, the O’s are too much like vaginas.

So much winning.

Also, every word out of Jason’s mouth is pure gold.

I can’t quite think if the right word to describe this. It should definitely be a compound word, the first part being the opposite of something, and the second part being a food. Nilltaco? Hmm...

I’d vote Angel. Haven’t met one yet who want a total dick.

The headline wording troubles me. Calling the “good immigrant” narrative a myth makes it sound like good immigrants are a myth. Might be better to just call it a destructive narrative?

Do it! Plant the idea that it’s for one of the kids if you need to.

Also, time travelers, considering it’s 2018.

No, you are not!

People who are awesome and enjoy things that are good, obviously.

Follow up, because Jesus, some of you guys have some fire takes. Yes, I understand why. Yes, I know about charismatic megafauna. Yes, the fish are produced for food. Yes, we do what we like with animals. I’m just saying it’s weird!

Oh, I’m sure they were, and really, how is it different than growing the fish for food? But still, seemed especially weird here.

Not that I’m objecting, but I feel like it’s kinda weird that we cut apart a few animals to help another animal considered to be more important.

Might be better said as: don’t ask your kid about their day unless you really care and be sure to read them first. If you ask, and they tell you all about it, and you say “that’s nice”, why would they bother opening up in the future? If they look like death, they’ll know you aren’t paying enough attention to be worth…

Who wants to be that that sum of $1,234,543 actually had $.21, and is totally bogus?

The bonuses being credited to the tax cuts are SUUUCH bullshit. A company with 50000 employees paying out $1000 bonuses is only spending about $50 mil, and most of these companies have billions in revenue, so it’s a drop in the bucket at best. Worse still, it’s a ONE-TIME drop in the bucket, since they probably won’t…