Uh, yes it 100% does? If the empire new about the cloak, they’d blow up the ships. Which is exactly what happens when they find out about the cloak. Literally a “loose lips sink ships” situation.

I think it’s funny that so many of the things people are up in arms about are callbacks. Like calling a lightsaber a laser sword exactly like Obi Wan did in IV, Phasma is exactly Boba Fett, Smoke is exactly Palpatine in 4-6, just with his story compacted, Crait was exactly Hoth. It doesn’t break any rules of Star Wars…

It only backfired because Poe was an idiot. It would have worked if he hadn’t pulled that second of three million to one plans. If I were her, I sure wouldn’t be telling someone so careless who had just been demoted for recklessness my plan that relied on secrecy to succeed.

It really seems like three things are really big issues for the haters: characters acting differently than they expected, characters not making perfect decisions, and everything not having an anticipated deeper meaning.

I read the headline as desserts at first and assumed it had something to do with whipped cream.

So then how exactly is Phasmsa different from Boba Fett?

Hey, trigger warning on that header image please!

On?

A Republican politician who doesn’t understand why people are in poverty? Never heard that one before.

It’s not illegal for them to talk, but the cover up indicates there was more to it. Some of that communication may have been in relation to hacking the DNC, which is far beyond a Logan act issue. Most legal experts discussing the situation are speculating about many charges, and rarely concerning themselves with the…

Damn you, Pepe Silvia!

Hotels take note: a hot tub people will be less likely to have sex in. Well, probably. Maybe not. Never mind.

I think the big question that’s not addressed here is: will lightning give you cancer?

To be fair, it’s pretty hard to hold an investigation when you already know you did it. I mean, how do you build a list of credible suspects when the answer is just staring you in the face (in the mirror) like that?

Self taught ticket scientist, but also doesn’t believe in science.

Sounds like a classic smart person’s dilemma. Since you have the capacity to do many things, you can’t decide on which one to do.

Well, it’s both. It’s sexual assault in the form of frottage. I don’t mean it as a replacement for assault, just as a way of answering the implied question if what that action is called.

There is a word for that, actually. It’s “frottage”.

It seems like a lifetime ago that the GOP was going with the “Moral Majority” branding. Man, has that ship ever sailed.

Maybe because evidently she wants to? Maybe because it’s known to be a thing that some people enjoy? Maybe this is an opportunity to recognize that there is more to life than the narrow path (boom) to which you have committed?