Ten bucks says he concedes immediately on Election Day, then spends the next four years insisting it didn’t happen.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Her social media team is awesome. And quick.

Four police officers should have been able to restrain one baseball bat wielding individual, unless said baseball bat was a realistic replica of “Lucy” from Walking Dead they had no reason to shoot.

This is what pisses me off about this. In most mental health care facilities workers are generally paid less than $12 dollars an hour to non-violently deescalate situations like this. My mom worked in a group home and got punched so hard that she had a black eye for over a month, and if she had retaliated or hurt…

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

Yeah the fact that the half-brother agreed to this would explain why they don’t have a great relationship.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

Neil, we’d probably end up obliterated either way, but I feel under Clinton we’d at least get a few more years before it happened.

Barack’s pictures with children and his genuine delight interacting with them is one of the 1,000 things I will miss about him.

And now, your Friday feels:

Weird place to put her corks but whatever.

Cannot agree with you there. My grandma has this sofa.

Ashley, thank you.

That Anderson Cooper. You give him a centimeter, and he’ll take a mile.

He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.

when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices