I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

“Fifteen minuets of fame.”

I think carrot cake is too healthy (though I appreciate the orange reference). I think a Trump-cupcake would be more like a stale twinkie covered in a ganache made of melted circus peanuts and excessively studded with those metallic decorating balls.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Update: The teenager wrote about this experience earlier this year, and makes it pretty clear that he felt used and uncomfortable:

This photo makes me kinda sad, lol. Joanna is next to two trash cans and is in the (dark??) corner, plus her tail is just kinda smushed behind her.

“Dragons first” omg hahahahaha I want to date that guy.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.

Back when we both lived in Asheville, I shared a gyno with Ms. MacDowell and for TWO YEARS IN A ROW I had the appointment right after her. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to having sex with a celebrity.

You say “reasonable political discourse,” I say “selective rationalization by a douche proving his douchieness.” Tomato/Rotten-Orange Skinned bigot.

This is the Republican bogeyman of big, bad Liberals taking away their money to pay for the poors. He brushes aside just about every other thing about this guy because he…

Inside Out=Gold

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess