I’m torn. Free Melania or is she the Natasha to his Boris?

THIS! Their fries taste like raw potatoes.

Exactly!

Even better, if you wanted enough kids to play a game of kickball or whatever, you’d have to play with the kids in your neighborhood even if you didn’t like them-which I think is actually a good thing in small doses. We learned to negotiate terms with people who weren’t our friends and didn’t have our best interests…

Every day produces more evidence that the US does not deserve her. She went high, we stayed low.

You are not alone.

So his face opens up like Predator? Weird way to get a date.

This! Thank you. Married to the King of France at age 15, but she’s the one to blame for everything.

I have no idea if this is legal in Phoenix, but breaking windows to rescue pets is a thing that I’ve seen happen there many times. But then, that’s a city where it feels like at least one toddler per summer dies in an overheated car.

I’m so curious. What language did Adam name all the animals in?

Well shit. I’ve always wanted to go to Thailand, but have an irrational fear of creepy dolls. The child’s soul thing does not help.

Yes. This is the correct take.

I never realized my life was lacking a room where I could have both an open fire and a chandelier until now.

My brother is one of the managers at Scores in Chicago, and he told me that she came in one night (this would have been a few years ago) with some friends and paid one of the strippers to let her (Paris) give them a lap dance, and that she was super chummy with the dancers. That story makes me feel like she probably…

Text conversation I just had with my mom. I am dying rn.

What about deviled eggs at potlucks?

I will! I actually found a recipe for it, although I’ll see if I can buy it locally first because I am lazy like that. ;)

I’m a mustard-only person myself, but I am curious about this banana ketchup thing...

Murder House (which is the first one I watched), then Coven. I have not been able to make it through the whole season for any of the rest.

The accompanying picture is cracking me up. He looks like Lurch.