If this is the end, at least we went out with a ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER appearance.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

He’s not wrong. Of course then the Knicks are out here wondering how certain teams keep getting lucky all the time. Truly a mystery. 

The Cardinals will be sending a team rep to New York tomorrow night for the ceremonial first hit-by-pitch on Correa.

At this point Boris and Trump are in race to see who can disgrace, dishonor, and undermine the social and economic standing of their respective countries.

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

I don’t know. The Tigers suck ass and are hitting nothing in the way of homers, and on top of that, I lost my regional fox network last month or so due to provider costs so I couldn’t watch a game if I wanted to.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

he was right to edit you

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

Yeah, you totally want to go OLED for gaming... Where you’ll get permanent image retention after a few hundred hours, which isn’t covered under any existing warranty.

I do not understand anti-Taylor Swift sentiment. I don’t care enough to have much of an opinion, but I don’t get why others dislike her so much.

Have they considered just not paying players and instead offer them experience and worthless degrees?

Of course they continue to praise Kraft. The Pats are a great football team. Kraft is a great leader. The Patriots never beat themselves. And that starts from the head on down.

He could, but this is probably his fetish. Some men like having the consent part of sex be, at best, vague. 

How about Land of the Lost where the Sleestacks are really scary?