A long-lasting battery that can a) charge in 5 minutes, or b) be quick-swapped in 5 minutes.  And then get deployed in spite of the forces that will/have already prevented it from happening.

I don’t think we’re getting to Friday, it should be Bear-pocalypse Now!

I guess playing and getting clobbered by CONCACAF teams is better than not playing Euros. Still a big shock he chose Sam.

Unfortunately for Verlander, he’s VERY familiar with a strong team laying a giant egg in a World Series.  He got one ring, at least, and that was a 7-game series.

“Those players will have nightmares for the rest of their lives” - Taylor Twellman, 2017 after the T&T loss.

At this point I’m just waiting for your Broverlords to shut down the China talk. And what the Deadspin staff will do if and when that happens.  I’m pleasantly surprised they’ve let you folks have a free hand so far.

They’ll be in the Holiday Spirit four months early!

At this point it’s just trolling for clicks, so it’s about Money, like everything else.

I’ve never really understood it either. It’s the Internet is the closest reason I get to, as Elvis would be the Eighth Deadly Sin by now if his career started in the 2000s.

That “agreeing not to leave town” part better be ironclad clad-in-irons rock solid, because 35 years is two generations of new arenas, and there will be new ownership at some point, eyeing the candy placed by another city.

If you’re gonna tank, Tank Big. The closer is about to get traded. There’s no good replacement on the team or in the minors they are willing to call up. Throwing a dart at this guy is just “Challenge Accepted” to the Orioles.

The only comfort I can take in the Tigers’ nose-dive to 100 losses is that they’ll be hard-pressed to lose more than the Orioles.  It’s a Tank-Off, with Miami right there as they hit the backstretch.

You used to get laughed out of the room if you thought HHH was a positive influence. NXT changed that to hoping Trip stages an intervention before it’s too late.

I had a manual ‘12 Focus and ‘15 Fiesta. Apart from liking MTs, when I did my research for the Focus, the reviews said it had good qualities EXCEPT FOR the DCT. (And Sync, but that’s as much Person in Seat as bad software)

My reaction to Rhame wasn’t “he took the whole thing in stride.” It was a calm “I’m totally drilling that guy next time” display of low-key furiousness-ness.

2003 Tigers: If we couldn’t lose 120 games, no team will in the modern game.

Yeah, let’s give Tom Brady incentive to get by one more year and pwn Cleveland.  While the Browns ending his reign of terror is a good story, it’s the Browns, so we know how it ends if they meet in the post-season.

Enik became Hungry. Om nom nom. OOOH, more food in this portal, let’s cause an earthquake!

I...can’t disagree. He should just go the full Tom Landry and freak people out.

Winning covers up all the hokey. He won at Western Michigan (FGS!) and had people putting up oars everywhere.