So the secret ingredient for a Super Bowl QB is making him detest the Head Coach?

Why my team sucks: It crushes the souls of the very best, leading them to WALK AWAY from what they do so well, rather than endure one more second of awful truth. Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson, ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER - in the end, they all learn resistance is futile.

North Alabama, with it even more depressing in the middle of winter.

Three Lions are a really bad idea - Detroit Lions’ fans, all of them

A Michigan Man will coach Spain!

Fire up the Stone Cold music, heh.

Well, you know, the Cyrillic to English guides are woefully short of punctuation examples.

We’re getting HD video from a second-tier league game in Bolivia. Huh. I’m probably what, five years? late to realize SD is truly dead, but mind still blown.

I’ve always wondered what would’ve happened if Ford had used a reliable AT instead of the crapbasket DCT. I had a 2012 Focus Hatchback with a stick and without Sync. It was a damn nice basic car when missing the two pieces of shite that were the majority of the problems people had with it.

Yeah, and the Lions may finally get their stuff together just in time for the NFC North to be the Group of Death. It’s never easy...

Good News: The backup QB for the Texans has a decent chance to start some games.

Football players don’t have that option. If the Feds go after the foosball, then I’ll pay attention. Otherwise, whoopdie-doo. Most institutions will clip the wings of the Silver Goose, CBB, if it keeps the Golden Goose, CFB, laying eggs.

It’s burst into flames!

Man, did 2004 Drew, watching Malice at the Palace, ever imagine he’d go toe-to-toe with the NYT AND Bill Simmons in the same week?

Answer: HAHAHAno.

And the Lions will make this guy look Elite again next week, because Lions. Can I please be wrong once in a while?

I wonder how the Whales feel right now. Some might shrug it off as pocket change and move on, but there has to be a core group that are staring at the pulled plug.

Savage shouldn’t get too attached to his clipboard - the Oline is gonna get Watson injured sooner than later. Then Tom’s agent can get mad at the guy the Texans bring in for Watson....hmm....