I am so rooting for the blessed union henceforth known as “Drylie”

There's nothing wrong with cake and punch at 2 or 4 PM. There is something wrong with cake and punch at dinnertime. And if you serve nothing but cake and punch at a mealtime, you don't get to be pissed when your wedding pictures have McDonald's bags on the tables.

I think the entire Kardashian fam knows that you just have to ride it out with Kanye. He also said that he’s running for president, that he is moving to Chicago, moving to Wyoming...the man doesn’t exactly have the best follow through. He did start a church though, so he is capable of making things happen. Even though…

IT’S FAYSHUN. And no, it’s not. Kanye doesn’t really play around with that kind of pink. His aesthetic is more post-apocalyptic neutrals.

I mean, duh. Kanye had (has?) a porn addiction. He had tons of pre-marital sex. HE HAD A BABY WITH KIM BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED. It’s all well and good for him to change his mind after the fact. But he is going to be pikachu surprise faced when nobody is buying what he’s selling. He’s already confused about why his hot…

Easy to be against pre marital sex after youve had a thousand lifetimes worth of it. 

I don’t think you have to read too deep into that before seeing the problems with the Jenga part.

“Kanye West  wants to hang out with Joel Osteen” 

So Kanye is against pre-marital sex while married to an amateur porn star who made a sex tape of her engaging in pre-marital sex?

What the hell is she wearing? Is that one of Kanye's creations?

Funny, this. I was at a wedding last night* that, instead of a guest book, had everybody sign a Jenga piece. Something about “help us celebrate building our lives together.” It was kind of charming, if you don’t read toooooo deeply into it.

How do you want your wedding to be remembered by your friends and family? Do you want them to say “the bride looked lovely, the food was great and they had an awesome bartender”, or do you want people to roll their eyes and say “oh god, it was like a company kick-off. I hope they stay married because I'm not going to…

Any compulsory activities suck. That includes the 2 - 3 hours of dancing that most weddings are centered around. The best wedding I’ve been to had a dance floor inside, lawn games outside, and karaoke on the porch. People could pick what they wanted to do instead of either dancing or struggling to have conversation…

Maybe they’re big fans?

People are being forced to play these games? Gross! I didn’t even like being forced to play games at birthday parties when I was a kid, I certainly wouldn’t like it now.

That said, I am in favor of *having* games at a wedding, it’s a nice alternative to just making small talk with people you barely know during the…

I find it funny that idiots are paying over a thousand dollars to get a four hour rental on yard games that would probably cost less to just buy a bunch of cornhole boards and pay your young cousins to set them up.

The absolute, only rule of wedding planning should be: provide lots of free food and alcohol.

I’m sorry I just can’t say cornholing without giggling.

Cornhole is just watered down horseshoes. In the old days we mostly played Drunken Hookup, anyway.

A wedding is a service of less than an hour followed by a reception that is as long as I care to stay.