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I was deployed to Balad AB Iraq ages ago and one of the Army guys spray painted that phrase on one of the walls (I assume it was Army because graffiti...but it was also spelled correctly, so...???).  There were Intelligence warnings about the possibility of a disgruntled Iraqi on base the next week.  I had to explain

He will need that prize money if he only eats Whole Foods.

Where he bought it from is irrelevant. Given that there is zero regulation of the supplement industry, he could be ingesting Grandma Ethel’s ashes and not know it.

It’s almost like getting punched in the head repeatedly has some sort of negative effect.

They actually issued a statement of support. I just neglected to mention it.

All your base are belong to us.

Gase is schematically bad. He’s bad with the press. He throws his players under the bus after losses. And this entire debacle proves he has bad people skills. So what exactly does he bring to the table? Why is he a head coach? I don’t get it.

He’ll be making bank as a Putin impersonator in all those Pee Tape knockoffs.

  Why has the NFLPA been silent on this? This is one of the reasons that unions are formed, for the protection of their members. The NFLPA should have the Jets in court on Monday getting him his paycheck. He reaggravated it during training camp, covered up the pain with Toradol and did even worse damage to it.

I have no idea what the Jets think there is to gain here. They’re 1-5, and while Osemele has been a great guard in his career, he’s not the one piece they need to go 9-1 down the stretch and get into the playoffs. Their season is toast, and Osemele *might* have been a useful piece for next year’s team, but apparently

I’m sure my Bears will welcome him back to “fix” Trubisky.

“My job is to coach the team.”- Adam Gase

We need to combine the front offices of the Jets, Mets and Knicks and build the biggest, baddest, dumbest, stupidest bunch of motherfuckers this world has ever seen. And then they need to collectively run for president to save this country of ours.

4) These same people supported the impeachment of Bill Clinton for lying about a blow job.

That is not technically true. Talking about violence and threats are not protected speech - and in fact, many laws exist prohibiting such talk. He might skirt some of them since he is making fairly vague threats, but just because he hasn’t started shooting people, it is not legal to say you are going to get a gun and

This is a good headline because a lot of people like to stay in the center or try to take the high ground and say “I don’t agree but they have the right to their opinion”

So this super patriot doesn’t already own an AR-15 or nine, he has to go buy one?

They can barely manage their own language so are threatened by those who can also speak another. Especially brown people.

per his Deadspin bio, he has a short fuse and the only thing he loves more than umpiring is the thought of spending eternity with Jesus Christ. For fucks sake. This guy is so MAGA he makes Louie Gohmert look like AOC.

Why is it the English only freaks are the ones with the worst grammar, spelling and punctuation?

Well, the ol MAGA spell checker verifies this one as real.