She looks like either his social worker or his sober companion.

Honestly I’m not sure how she has survived unscathed in terms of being a beloved figure across the political spectrum. I thought for SURE that when she changed the name of her dinner-and-a-show attraction from Dixie Stampede to simply Dolly Parton Stampede, the conservatives/rednecks would finally call for her death.…

I’ve been a straight white male for nearly 40 years now and I can’t think of any rights I lost. I’m guessing this guy is one of those “I gave the mail girl a friendly squeeze on the bee-hind and now it’s like I’m some kinda monster!” types. 

Right to say and do stupid shit without consequences. That’s like two right there.

We got a queer running for president, if that ain’t about as ugly as you can get. Look what we got running for president in the Democratic Party.

The internet is on the job, and the one star reviews are pouring in!

Right?! And an envelope of Halloween money, at that, as if that’s an actual ordinary thing that every kid receives: An envelope with money. At Halloween. Substantial enough to pay someone’s electric bill...

What I haven’t wrapped my head around, though, is what’s Baldwin-Bieber’s angle on this? Selena recently finished a stint in rehab and a long-deserved “mental health break,” largely attributed to the pressures of childhood fame and her tumultuous relationship with Bieber. Can Baldwin-Bieber not see that publicly…

HE’S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!

How do you say “We got a queer running for president, if that ain’t about as ugly as you can get.” and then say “I’m not prejudiced, a white male in this country has very few rights and they’re getting took more every day,”

Exactly! My first thought was uuuuh I’m pretty sure most poor people don’t have someone they can call and ask for an envelope of fawking money.

This sounds like the equivalent of a very vague “bitches better come at me instead of talking about me” social media status update where they don’t tag anyone or confirm who they’re talking about, so there’s plausible deniability in hopes the person they’re actually talking about confronts them over it looking jealous…

kinja just killed my comment for a 2nd time, but I’ll try this one more time.

And Justin is so...skeezy.

I read a story just moments ago about a kid with diabetes who got kicked off his parents’ insurance when he turned 21 or 25 or whatever it was. He survived for a while on hoarded insulin, then used dog insulin, tried the gofundme route, but then he still died. Because he couldn’t afford life saving medication. I hope…

Exactly. Her poverty comment made me feel pretty damn stabby.

They look like a couple of Ohio trailer park dwellers who just won the state Lotto.

Next time anyone hears about Kelly Ripa:

There is someone named Tuppence Middleton. [Just Jared]

If this is the case then it says much more about Baldwin than Gomez. And, ultimately, how insecure she must feel. Thats pure speculation on my part. Working thru some shit and letting it out in a song is not saying she’s still in love with him or anything. Its catharsis.