Soused Orson Welles shilling for Paul Massont wine was high art.

There is no way anyone could ever describe licensing a pre-existing facility as “building their own field.”

It is not. They donated funds for improving a a pre-existing public facility and licensed that facility. They certainly did not build their own field.

I think that Mad Men is directly responsible for people thinking advertising used to be some sort of art form instead of being the same shitty setup as now, only with less technology. 

I think Sprint has the worst commercials.

Oh God. And now I can’t unsee Sarah Palin.

I don’t know when it happened, but somehow “homemade pasta sauce guy” became the “marvel fan boy” of Deadspin in that any mention of Italian food at all brings you all out in full force demanding that we all make our sauce exactly like you or we’re not true fans!

Fuck these guys and as we all said the last time, let them build their own field.

“never use meh. Saying “meh” is like telling people you’re not really all that interested in being alive.”

My daughter came home from school around the 3rd grade and pronounced me a drug addict because I drank beer.  That’s what they told her in class.  My wife said I was no longer allowed to drink in front of her.  I told them both to go jump in a lake.

Hot take:

It’s a term looking for a sexual position to describe.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

I love that there’s an anti-everything take now. Fucking an anti-meh take. A take against a word so bland it means indifference.

I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Yeah, like AUTOPLAY ADS IN ARTICLES WITH A VIDEO.

Must be visiting BYU

Oh, and movie trailers are better now, too.

I bought two carts of Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Making your own crackers is such a cracker thing to do