This is deeply mean, but I imagine being drunk 24/7 is the only explanation for thinking that burnt sienna shade is a good look. 

I HAVE been Tan Mom...for Halloween 2012.

I used to work for a facial plastic surgeon who spent most of his day fixing the giant holes in people faces where skin cancers were removed. The worst were when someone’s nose or eyelids were involved.

One lady I remember really well had been a Playboy model in her much younger years, at the beginning of the…

When Bianca Del Rio looks more normal than you, it’s time to stop whatever it is you’re doing 

Do not know if it matters for traffic or whatever but this Dirt Bag isn’t linked to or coming up when you click on the Dirt Bag tag at the top of the page (though it may just be my computer. Kinja has been acting up on me for the last few days).

I’m old enough myself to remember the bridge years between the cult of the sun, and the current discouragement against sun exposure. While I make jokes that my vampire lifestyle and obsession with SPF or 30 higher sunscreen at all times is the price I pay to avoid wrinkles; my avoidance of the sun is based in pure…

We call it “relationship tofu” - you don’t have a personality/style of your own; but you’re great at taking on whatever flavor your partner has. 

In college and my early 20s, I had some body dysmorphia. I remember whining to my friends about other people who I found exquisitely beautiful (this was a super annoying time to be friends with me) and, when my friends and I did some FB sleuthing, they really irritatedly pointed out that the people I found so…

could be worse. I was in my parents’ house, complaining to a close friend about my (then) recent ex-fiancee. Eventually, got to “what did I even see in her,” and I swear to you at that moment I turned at saw my parents’ framed wedding photo, showing what may as well have been my dad and my ex. It was a…

Last year someone here (PolicyChick) called these types of couples “Doppelbangers” and I have used that term ever since.

See: Pence and Mother

Which immediately made me think of this well-known phenomenon: https://www.boredpanda.com/brad-pitt-girlfriends-funny-fashion-similarities/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

I’m torn between feeling bad for them and wanting to scream “THIS IS YOUR 5th ATTEMPT TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN AN MLM. SURELY YOU SEE A PATTERN.”

Groucho means comedy!

I wonder what could be $puring this intere$t in $hilling ¢BD for people who make Money on in$tagram. 

Gauche means tacky. Gouache is paint. <3

Once upon a time when I lived alone in a 3rd story apartment, a rapist was making his way around my city. He’d managed to get into people’s homes through unlocked doors or windows. Once night as I lay asleep in bed, my bedroom being right next to the front door, there was a jiggle on my locked door knob. It woke me up…

Please turn off the autoplay on this! It autoplays when it loads as a story below another story and you have to go hunt for it. :) I want to watch it when i’m ready to be scared, not when i’m reading another article please :)