This is amazing! My ADHD brain is looking at that, and alternating between "Holy hell, how do you figure out all of that and organize it?" and " I totally need to learn to do this!"

It's sad that it takes something of that magnitude for some employers to behave like decent human beings.

The correct word for full of pus is purulent. /end wordnerd

Thank you for saying the thoughts I was having trouble putting into words.

Yup. I was one of those children, converted at 12 without my family.

So glad I left the Church and never looked back.

I think I love you.

The only times I can remember a game being cancelled are Hurricane Frances and 9/11.

I thought the only reason for the gender separated classes at the end of elementary school was so that the girls could learn about periods and the boys could learn about wet dreams without having to be embarrassed or listen to the giggles from the other gender.

I was pissed to find out that my insurance is switching from Virginia Mason to Swedish for this very reason.

That looks painful :(

Oompa-loompa-doopity-do...

I totally agree I was just pointing out why he would go with the judge’s shitty, unconstitutional “punishment” rather than jail time.

Once he has a record, it will make getting a job significantly more difficult for the rest of his life, regardless of his current age.

Depending on how long ago you stopped drinking. If you only recently stopped having drinks before you got behind the wheel, depending on how much you've recently consumed, your BAC may continue to increase for a while before it starts to drop.

Wait, she seriously has a career outside of doing Comedy Central roasts? I thought that was the only thing she was famous for, and she wasn't even funny in them.

Jaunt.

Me too!

Saggy boobs are the best for holding things.

Eh, even a broken clock is right twice a day.