No.

Nope. It's considered protected speech under federal statute if no reasonable person would assume it was actually true, which is definitely the case here.

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.

These are a fucking abomination.

DON'T FORGET TO SPELL "SORRY" WITH AN EXTRA U. THAT IS HOW WE ROLL IN BRITISH CANADA.

I AM FROM BRITISH CANADA AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY MY CANDIES ARE NOT REPRESENTED.

PLEASE WRITE ME AN EXTENSIVE LETTER OF APOLOGY DETAILING THE REASONS FOR THIS LACK OF CONSIDERATION. I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME, AS THIS IS CLEARLY A PERSONAL AFFRONT.

Buncha Crunch are amazing. Have you ever put them on warm popcorn? It is seriously the best.

There are times where I wonder how you and I are friends.

Arby's? C'mon, Pinkham, the seven-year-old won't eat there.

I would pay good money to watch someone eat this. And photograph it.

Everything about this sounds disgusting. Why would someone voluntarily eat something that has the words "hot PBR" in the description?

This content comes from the Commerce Team, not io9 Editorial. That being said, while yes I am radically socially liberal, censorship is not a solution to bigotry.

You're not going to win an inciting the crowd legal argument there. Someone shouting "hey, stop!" does not constitute incitation to assault. If a restaurant employee had done so, that's one thing, and the guy probably has a case to sue the guy who kicked him — although fuck him, he deserved it — but not the restaurant.

LISTEN HERE, MY FRIEND, THIS SLAMMIN JAMMIN FLAVOR FIESTA DOESN'T STOP WITH SOME PISSY LITTLE SANDWICH. FOR ROUND TWO, PREPARE YOUR FACEHOLE FOR THE POUNDING IT DESERVES. WE'VE GOT SATAN'S OWN YOU-DAHO POTATOES, AN INCREDIBALLER DISH WHERE WE'VE DUMPED AN ENTIRE BAG OF SPUDS AND THREE POUNDS OF CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO A…

RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…

Have you ever tried a Butterfinger blizzard? I find that eating a whole Butterfinger bar can be really gross, but smashed up in ice cream it's amazing.

This is like trying to eat a space alien's throbbing ovipositor.

I have literally never seen a single one of those in stores. Not once.