I like sriracha in my terrible homemade nacho cheese. Also, if you don't think stew is a meal you've been eating the wrong stew. Also also, cupcakes serve a purpose, but specialty cupcake shops are stupid. Also also also, congrats, man. I look forward to reading your posts FOREVER.

As much as I hate the cleanup, the reaction to rainbow cake is always worth it.

Made them for the wife's My Little Pony party. Fucking. Delicious.

Ours respond to their names, will come and play when called, occasionally put their toys away (which is awesome), and will meow and lead you to what they want (like more food or water or to play with an interactive toy). Cats are super charismatic if you pick the right ones out.

This man hates donuts almost as much as he hates joy. Blergh.

The real crime is a waste of tacos. I would NEVER throw down on taco day.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT.

I get what he's saying. He didn't technically call them Nazis and his comparison was tenuous at best, but he still evoked the thought of Nazis and linked the LGBT movement (and... youths? I guess?) to the rise of the Nazi party while giving himself the capacity to say that he didn't. Clever politically. Still a dick…

I told him that they deserve top slot for exactly this reason. Now I want this in my face.

Dennys has a Macho Nacho Burger that is pure magic. Dennys nachos rock tits into absolute dust.

On behalf of America, I'm so fucking sorry, world.

That didn't take long. Most of these are pretty common in the US (other than vinegar pie, which hopefully isn't common anywhere).

I honestly think times are changing. "Normcore" has been outed and therefore mainstreamed so I think hipsters are still allowed to joke about trucker hats and PBR but can't actually enjoy them. I noticed this last night when I saw that Red Robin, which seems to carry increasingly hipster fare, carries Natty Boh, but…

I'm normally pretty big on things marketed to hipsters, but none of that (other than the cheese and the chicken) sounds edible. I'm also pretty fastidious in my eating (ashamed if any part of my burrito requires a fork) so warm gross beer explosion sounds terrible. I might be sold if it was Natty Boh, though...

I have NEVER liked that place. If I get just their meat and what passes for cheese on bread I can stomach it, but mine is right next to a Burger King and a Chick Fil A and I'd rather have either. The fries are good, though.

I don't known that I'd call "I once saw a guy karate the fuck out of someone when he tried to throw a pitcher through a store window" an internet tough guy revenge fantasy. When I was living outside of Miami I pretty regularly saw crazy shit, and Baltimore life isn't much tamer. I admit the flying kick to the back…

At the risk of sounding stupid, this actually doesn't sound terrible. The Cantina Bell items were genuinely pretty good and kept vanishing due to lack of demand. I admit that after the divorce, the odds of me eating Taco Bell ever again are slim, but mostly because ugh, Taco Bell. Moving the decent food to a…

You were dead wrong until the final two. Being the only other person (yeah, that's right, comments section, I didn't read you) to think only Twix beats out Cookies'N'Cream makes you a winner in my book. The bite-sized ones that come in a bag are better still, because I'll be goddamned if that isn't the meltiest…

I like to think of myself as a terrible rich person, but after a bunch of humbling experiences, all I can think is that this guy needs to have a bunch of humbling experiences. I absolutely love being a filthy classist, but even I have my limits.