talorast
Talorast
talorast

Almost everything on this list is made better with alcohol.

You're adorable!

You know I always had a really good time with magnetic poetry, I'm really glad to see Blake opting to use it as her writing style.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should

I made dis.

one of my boys is a super chatty cathy. Follows me around and chats all day. The other is more desperate for attention than any dog I've met.

I'm glad this is over and the FDA will not cause any additional parm.

When I first read this story, I thought "They can't brie serious."

Who clearly didn't know Jack.

Seriously. I thought they had turned into a bunch of munsters.

Thanks be to gouda.

WHERE THE FUCK IS TOMATO, MOZZARELLA, & BASIL, YOU YOKEL?