talorast
Talorast
talorast

Almost everything on this list is made better with alcohol.

You're adorable!

You know I always had a really good time with magnetic poetry, I'm really glad to see Blake opting to use it as her writing style.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should

I made dis.

I'm glad this is over and the FDA will not cause any additional parm.

When I first read this story, I thought "They can't brie serious."

Who clearly didn't know Jack.

Seriously. I thought they had turned into a bunch of munsters.

Thanks be to gouda.

WHERE THE FUCK IS TOMATO, MOZZARELLA, & BASIL, YOU YOKEL?