Hire a hot bodyguard. 

What? How? What the? Huh??!??  I’ve stayed in a luxurious hotel or two but what...how?  Huh? I need to see an itemized receipt 

I have some definitely, authenticated, for real Dead Sea Scrolls I could sell them for like, 8 million bucks. Probably not fake at all. 

No words. 

Public Display of Affection 

I wonder if there were a few good old boy Saints fans who stayed up late that night examining these new feelings.

He needs more Botox, I think, because it looks like there might be little movement in those brows still.

Investment advice, retirement, traveling, unicorns, prostate health, lip gloss, universal healthcare, my aching back, Korean boy bands, bowel movements, and contouring. You know, normal stuff

When we first heard this, Mr Taloolah and both immediately thought of Jack Donaghey thinking bread costs $400.

I wish I could give this more stars

*harpy

Thanks ever so much for your input

She seems like a beautiful soul and I want to be her best friend. 

What a wanker! I’m lucky enough to come from very long ancestral lines of strong women and the men who loved and appreciated them. I remain baffled by men who want to dominate their partner. Mr Taloolah values my strength and sass, obviously I wouldn’t have married him if he didn’t.  What’s the pathology with men who…

Yes!  This. 

I assumed it was that Joe Jackson as well.

Megan Markle’s dad is Steve Bannon?

We. Need. A. Spreadsheet.

I echo all the advice about activity levels. Make a list of the traits of your “perfect” dog and the do some research on breeds that meet the most of your requirements. You will find mostly mix breeds at the shelter but you can often tell by looking what their dominant breed is. We currently have two terriers who came…

TRump’s tiny baby nubbin squeezed to the point of permanent neurological damage warms my cold, dead heart.