I liked it too. All those winky pop song references are fun.

Celebrities! They’re just like us.

That was Greenzo, portrayed by David Schwimmer

This is the best summation of Adam Levine ever. You get all the stars

Gee. Thanks for your well-thought-out, reasoned response.

True story: I became convinced about 2 paragraphs Into this article that a man was writing it. Being too lazy to scroll back up to check, I remained thus convinced until the end. My mental illustrator went thru Edward Scissorhands, to The Cure guy, detoured to NPH in Lemony Snicketfor some reason, and wound up at…

I once attended a funeral for a family friend wherein some garbage person got up and began to talk about Hitler being god’s tool to return the Jewish people to Israel. I was literally craning around my neck trying to see if anyone else was as outraged as I was. Spoiler alert: no one was. So I squirmed for another…

It’s completely terrifying and not one bit sexy.

I don’t want to google Danielle Bregoli. But I suppose I will have to now.

I was an edgy 9 year old.*

All. The. Stars.

Three from Texas too. SIGH

Donald Trump nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

This video makes me so happy. I will put it on a loop at home for my mental health

Team Hemsworth 100%. I’ll take anyone who argues with me to Fist City.

The devil has the White House, he doesn’t need Kanye West.

This makes me feel so many things but rage mostly.

Naked murderer.

I literally had those same shoes in 4th grade and I’m fifty-mumble years old.