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Karen, Karen, Brenda, Karen

Her scarves inexplicably piss me off. 

It feels wrong to watch this. That didn’t happen overnight and there must be an element of mental illness to allow one’s feet to get to that state, right?

Best. Comment. Ever. 

When it was first announced I made a pact with my two snarkiest friends that we would all see it together the instant it was free. I cannot wait to tear that sh*t up!

I have several pieces of my father’s 1950s pieces including Eames and Dux. Plus my grandmother’s 1953 Drexel dining suite, a 1956 Beautility credenza, Turnbridge display case, Milo Baumann lounge chair, and multiple Lane pieces. For anyone to suggest teak, maple, and oak are deteriorating just shows what they know.

My reply to this is: brutalist MCM.

But this is not a moral debate.  This is science. 

I cannot wait for this shitshow to hit the theaters. Or rather, for it to be available for streaming. Just made a pact with 3 other snarky aholes to watch this together at our house and abuse it thoroughly. Can’t wait.

We already do

I hope that smoke is her farting 

Make eye contact. Don’t smile. Look hard. They will move.

I do that too. It feels fantastic 

You could just drop Pratt off completely as far as I’m concerned. 

And me!

Came here to post this same article 

Better without that scraggly nonsense. 

“Infatuated” is such an odd word choice. I wonder at that. It has no threatening connotations in the Taloolah Dictionary. Preoccupied with? Ok. Obsessed? Sure. Fixated? Sounds right.

No. They are not flattering and in fact, they are ugly AF. 

When your tits are as big as mine, team red is the ONLY way. When I discovered years ago a friend put hers on the blue/wrong way, I never felt the same about her.