Albee was the Artist in Residence one year at the University where I went. In my opinion, he was surly, drunk, and rude.

I plan to watch, if only to mock it mercilessly. I can tear up the best performance, so I will be particularly vicious to mediocrity.

I always carry a Swiss Army knife in my purse and I cannot tell you how many times that purse has passed through “security” with no problem - domestic and international. I assume my white-middle-aged-womanness renders me and my accessories invisible.

I happen to know his parents and I bet 43 is accurate. He looks like crap though. A steady diet of rage, energy drinks, and bacon.

Two things:

Stop the insanity

Shade Court was a favorite and then the Hon Kara Brown retired. She stepped down from the beloved Shade Bench. Not too long ago, she decided to bring it back - or ressurect it, if you will. It was a day of great rejoicing throughout the land. We’re passionate about it because we love it. I’d just let it go if I were…

I loathed ever second of this movie but that scene almost made my head explode.

I did this very thing. Severed two nerves, the tendon, and nicked the artery (which is a very polite way to downplay THE BLOOD. ONG THE BLOOD!). Did I regain the use of my hand? Sorta. Did the feeling ever return to my middle finger? No it did not, nor will it. Did I feel like an idiot? Yes. Yes I did. Will this…

And don’t read your presentation word-for-word.

Inconsistent font usage (one slide is Times New Roman, the next is Arial). Inconsistent font size (all the titles should be the same size, etc).

Polo and hypertension

Well. I am officially a geri, I suppose. I thought was absolutely awful. I earlier saw something about Katy Perry have “the song of the summer,” I thought it too was unlistenable.

His nose is shrinking

Clairol Shag Mullet Wig.

I’m perfectly capable of recognizing what a piece of shit war criminal he is whilst simultaneously enjoying his shade. I’m not a fan of Kissinger but I do love skillful shade.

This is some beautiful shade. “He’s a fanboy. I met him once and he sends me tons of emails. I reply to some of them.”

Donald Trump Orders Military Strike Against Syria To Deflect from Russia Investigation

Don’t get your meat where you get your bread.

I thought I loathed Bush2 The Most Ever. Nope. Not even close.