You get all the stars!

Those are great suggestions.

I rewrote Copacabana to be about my dog, Fergus. I like to sing it real loud.

You are my hero

I had been seeing a guy for a couple of months, he seemed cool. We had a lot in common. Then on Valentine’s Day, he took me out to dinner, gave me a rose, and told me he’d fallen in love with someone else. They met in a video game called Second Life and he was going to Florida to be with her. I said “.....uhhhh, have…

Is that like deucing out? Because if it is, I’m gonna start using it.

He looks very sassy. What happened to that guy?

I’m starting to think Trump is being trolled by someone within the WH.

If you spent 5 hours (Five. Hours.) in ABIA and didn’t bother to eat at the varied selection of local eateries within the airport then you will get no kindness from me. Just the fact that you chose to spend $8 (Eight. Dollars.) on that less-than-mediocre fare over all the tasty chow available makes me question…

If he wears gloves to golf, the sweat can remove bronzer and hasten the fading of fake tans. Not a tanning bed tan though. (The thought of him in a tanning bed just made me scream a little.)

I bet he doesn’t drive himself anywhere. You get sun damage on your hands just from having them on the steering wheel. He doesn’t even have age spots.

Champing at the bit. Not chomping. It is my goal in life to end this error.

People! Do not do this at home. That looks like an abscess, not a pimple. Now I love that lady doctor who pops zips and drains abscesses ( seriously, she’s the best!) whilst having The Best Time. But you’ll note, she’s wearing gloves etc. squeezing your skin eruptions at home for a week is just begging for an…

He also gave her Botox injections too, I read somewhere else. An over-abundance of Botox partly explains his face.

Brilliant! I hope he sees this.

Effing click bait!!!! Where’s the D?

It’s the only way they will ever learn

Wow! Talk about a visceral reaction. I think she thought he was going to hit her.

There aren’t enough stars in the entire universe for this.

This made me guffaw, much to the consternation of 2 dogs and 1 husband