For the cops to be there when they landed, wouldn’t the flight attendants have had to call ahead?

Dr Charles crowd hammer is my new nom de plume.

Her stylist hates her.

I’m gonna need your Twitter handle

So random how that thought popped in your head

She has to know her days are numbered. She realized it the first time she saw a wrinkle on her face. He’ll be trading her in for a newer/younger model in the next 18 months. Two years tops.

Ok that was solid.

“All?” I would have to argue with that.

I think whosever sperm help create Paris, Prince, and Blanket, it was not MJ’s. There, I said it.

This needs more stars.

Madea’s Hidden Fences II

Cholula on everything. And Julio’s seasoning.

I really wish I could give this more than 1 star

I bet he’s really upset that none of those young ladies recognized him.

And for his ice tea.

Well, now I have to rethink Auntie Mame.

Bo Bice has albums? Plural?

She had a baby with Jermaine Dupree 40 bajillion years ago. We all know it.

Or maybe not crapping

Wasn’t she married to Nickleback?