Thanks for making me feel like a scuzzball for laughing at your comment.

There are many many reasons not to move to Waco. This creeps are the least offensive.

I fully believed hypnosis to be a sham until this cynical atheist smart person was hypnotized as part of physical therapy following jaw surgery. My second jaw surgery actually, they were trying to get me to quit clenching.

That quote made me hate him just a tiny bit less than usual.

There are no gold toilets in the White House. How will he cope?

I live for Shade Court. Bless you, Kara for resurrecting it.

WAY better than those legs with paint

She might actually tooooo hot. I have seen her in person and she’s so hot she will scald you from afar.

1.) I had a blocked kidney that was thisclose to rupturing when I was admitted to the hospital for emergency surgery. They took me up to my room and then were going to immediately take me to surgery. I had about five nurses in the room with me, getting in a gown, vitals, info etc when all of a sudden this dude…

Marla has always struck me as one who does not suffer fools gladly (not withstanding her marriage to the rancid Cheeto coated in E. coli poop). She also seems fairly sensible (see above). I sincerely hope she is the operative along with poor, neglected Tiffany.

Sexual assault (mine and others’) has been much on my mind as well. I’m really tired of feeling like this. But here’s the thing: all that helplessness, rage, and shame are a waste of time and energy. If every single woman* I know reports some level of sexual violence at some time in her life, that mitigates the shame…

Of course his doctor is Leo Spaceman “MD”

I read in some comment section somewhere (and I’m sorry I can’t credit the OP, who may have been joking) “He sniffs when he lies.”

I’m sure he has his own Mystic Tan machine.

Absolutely and I’m ashamed I didn’t think of that myself.

I had resisted watching Drunk Uncle Al until now but that is a beautiful thing to behold.

I assumed it meant “I moved on her like the bitch she is.” Granted, it doesn’t make sense but I assume it was an insult.

He might just be thinner because he’s older too. If he’s happy and healthy I’d try not to focus on it.

I took an elderly cat in for a teeth cleaning and she woke up blind, which is a rare side-effect of anesthesia. She had to see the cat ophthalmologist (who knew that was a thing??) who recommended a taurine injection and steroids (and was super-stoked to see this because he’d only ever read about it. Seriously, dude,…

I’m ashamed to admit to a fleeting skepticism when I first heard about it, but that was almost immediately replaced with sadness/horror for her and her family. It’s horrible. Anyone who thinks she “deserved” it (Snapchat or not) is icky. Yea, I said it.