IM not entirely sure what this is supposed to convey, but I like it. Star for inscrutability

I guess you’ll have to tell them. Loudly.

Kitchenette!!!!! My life is less without it.

Yea. Buy new pillows, ya cheap bastards.

It’s a pretty common story actually

Beware the wrath of the memory foam

Goodness, that sounds like a less-than-ideal situation in which to breed. I think I would have a hard time keeping my mouth shut in that situation.

Take them to a shoe repair place and have them replace the innards (liner). They’ll polish those beauties for you too.

I will. We dated for a year and got married. I discovered he was a raging alcoholic about 6 weeks after the wedding. He did a great job hiding it while we dated and I did a great job ignoring the warning signs. We went into couple’s therapy where I unlocked some issues I needed to work on and he decided he didn’t want…

Yup. Ornery as ever.

Spooky

You get all the stars!

GAAAAAHHH! Don’t tell me that! My mom had a radical hysterectomy because cancer. So I’m gonna stick my fingers in ears and go LALALA

She is perfection but I’m really hoping she was rocking some yoga pants and a sweatshirt because planes.

I liken mine to having all my blood vessels throughout my entire body replaced with those red hot coils from the toaster.

Please not that I am mentally starring this with All. The. Stars.

I don't give a crap about the movie but I would KILL to see the blooper reel.

Your comment was first and better. I bow to you.

But only if they're hot.

Earlier this week I was full of self-pity for all the things I love that are no more, Shade Court being high on the list. Welcome back, you have been missed!