Oldie but a goodie

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're white?

I think you mean jibe. Although jive is a fun mental picture

What percentage success rate in - say - January? Cold months worry me, otherwise your technique is inspired.

I almost broke with my now-husband when he ate my leftovers. For real. Sooooo...I feel you.

Ugh. I really hate her.

My husband is really good at picking the right security line. He says the key is No Kids or Geris. Ideally your line is middle-aged people.

I have a list of helpful travel tips for international flights that my friends pretty regularly request. I’m going to add this and see if anyone notices: Pack your bra in your carry-on and put it on after you pass security.

I said, “Why is that temple so flammable?”

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Love all these wacky word vomit comments!

I lost a cousin to Landmark Forum. This article reminded me of that whole situation with him.

I thoroughly enjoyed each individual encounter of Caroline rejecting Ted, but taken as a whole above, I wonder if she might be on the spectrum? I don’t know much about that, I freely admit, but something about that stare makes me wonder. Please do not excoriate me for asking.

Ick. Now I have to take another shower. Why did I read this?

Gawd he gives me the willies. No, wait, what’s worse than the willies? Heebie-jeebeis are less so, in my opinion. “Shivers” isn’t strong enough. “Creeps” is close.

My beastie was unimpressed with the Thunderjacket and continues to FREAK OUT at any barometric pressure change. Melatonin works pretty well.

Why does this column still exist?

Heidi, girl, are you ok? Blink twice if you need help because ain't no way you're married to that blobfish voluntarily.

My ears!!!

Please allow to state unequivocally: I personally do not think her one-time profession is either shameful or relevant to the situation. I believe the Post does. My comment was focused on the Post, not her.